I’m So Horny

This post is supposed to be tongue in cheek mostly. But lately, I genuinely have been feeling horny and restless. Does anyone have any tips to cure it? Ha ha, well I’m sure there’s something I could do, but I’m too shy to do so. Can any of you help a blogging friend heat things up?

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55 thoughts on “I’m So Horny

  1. Why not try Internet dating, and find yourself a real person to have sex with? You are very confident on your blogs, and that will come over well on a dating site. Get someone to take some nice photos of you, and set up a profile. You like films, nudism, literature, and blogging. There are four interests to get you started. You live in a well-populated area too, so you should have a fair bit of choice.
    If that doesn’t sound like your thing, then go for the ‘older woman’ contact sites. They won’t mess you about, as they know what they want, and why they are online in the first place, most of the time. You will have the advantage of being the ‘toyboy’ too!
    If all else fails, check out the local ‘dogging’ sites online. πŸ™‚
    (Maybe not go with the furry bum photos though)

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  2. Some good advice here for ya, Vinnie. My 2 cents… Go to a place you like, maybe it’s a movie store. If a girl picks up a movie you love, that’s an ice-breaking excuse right there. πŸ™‚

    You can grab a movie like the one she has in her hands and make a recommendation. If you feel awkward, go with THAT flow, let her know. That usually breaks the tension right away (like “Sorry. Love that movie. I have to get nerdy here and recommend this one.” If she turns away, so what; but chances are she’ll smile and ask more about the movie at least.

    This is an excuse to bring up your interests, hobbies (the site), yourself, etc. AND ask her similar questions. If it goes well ask her to email you her review (or Facebook, whatever) – give her your contact vs asking for hers. Keep it short and brief. You never know, while browsing the store she may grab another movie and recommend it to you. Next thing you know, you’re looking for a cafe to chat it up over coffee.

    Good luck, my friend. Be yourself and you’ll be well on your way.

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